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Category Archives: Continuing Education
State of the Art
Before the invention of the modern computer, Climate Scientists carefully carried out their empirical studies in the open air. Results and predictions were often rendered meaningless due to contamination by the open environment. Since the invention of the computer, Climate … Continue reading
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Statistically Speaking
Attractive computer models provide Climate Scientists the balls and the bones for demanding 100% control of the production and consumption of goods for a mere 99% of the global population. Warning: Scientific Language
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Executive Policy Published
The office of Government Printing has issued the White House’s formal policy statement for 2012-2013, which covers each and every Government Agency, from A to Z. Copies can be ordered from Amazon. Some enlightening excerpts (watch your step):
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Editorial: I’m Utterly Astonished
Six Bananas, a first here at Cannibalism Today. I can not be any more amused. I’m shocked by the amount of amusement. I would have to now say that every one of our astonishing principles of Totalitarianism has been fully … Continue reading
Remembering Lincoln
So How Did We Get Such an Intrusive Government? Thank Lincoln By Walter E. Willams; 7 December 1998 THE problems that led to the Civil War are the same problems today — big, intrusive government. The reason we don’t face … Continue reading
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Discrimination Outlawed in All 50 States
An historic victory was won today. The SCOTUS has RULED (and rightly so) that the Congress may coerce (using gun-toting, drone-owning tax collectors) any and all citizens of this fair land who exercise discrimination. Within the next year, we anticipate … Continue reading
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Become a Member of The 1%
The US Treasury Department is looking to make one out of every three US Citizens a member of the 1%. This is accomplished, of course, by inflating the currency until today’s $50,000 is worth $1,000,000 future dollars. Historically, we know … Continue reading
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Cannibalism Made Easy
The US Governmentsm is recognized around the world to be a bright and shining example of the teachings of Jesus Christ. Seek ye first the kingdom of God, and All These Things Shall Be Added Unto You. Unemployment, Jobs, and … Continue reading
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Federal Reserve Announces Campaign Results
Warning: Financial Language The Federal Reserve today announced the stunning success of its previous round of currency destruction. We surmise that government dependency and debt has increased about 60% over the same period, for a stunning return on investment. We … Continue reading
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