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Monthly Archives: February 2012
Jefferson, that propounder of first amendment discrimination, stated: “to compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves, is sinful and tyrannical.” Since every facet of the United States Federal Government is firmly … Continue reading
Here and abroad, people cherish our products because they are stores of value as well as exquisite encapsulations of America’s ideals. Perhaps most importantly, the United States Mint connects us with the core values of America. The American ideal and … Continue reading
How else is it possible to explain: 1. It is difficult to exchange cows for cars. 2. The US Government, compelled by law, began minting gold and silver coin for public use as exchange material in 1792. 3. The US … Continue reading
Progress is made by pedaling the bike that moves society.
Our primary model for progress is, in fact, based on the Bible: Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter! … Continue reading