Monthly Archives: June 2012

Show Your Support

Get Free T-Shirts for Your Livestock Free T-Shirts have been ordered and printed for every United States citizen. I understand that they only come in one size, but it is made out of expansive material, and every lamb should be … Continue reading

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Breaking News

Jesus Potus begins raising people from the dead “It’s called Obamacare because the President cares.” With the approval of the Supreme Court and Justice Roberts, Jesus Potus is finally free to begin raising people from the dead, just like Jesus … Continue reading

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Humor Department: We’re Counting On You

The comedians that write our copy never cease to amaze me with their inventiveness and profound sense of humor. My belly aches from laughing so hard when I peruse their web sites. πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ Enjoy! About the IRS The IRS … Continue reading

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Excerpt from the SCOTUS Ruling

“The time has come,” the Justice said, “To talk of many things: Of shoes — and ships — and sealing-wax — Of cabbages — and kings — And why the sea is boiling hot — And whether pigs have wings.” … Continue reading

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An American Arc de Triomphe

Today, at gatherings across the land, celebratory arches like the one below are going up to applaud the Supreme Court mandate that Congress direct the course of every decision of every American both now and forevermore. Discrimination has ended!!! Take … Continue reading

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Discrimination Outlawed in All 50 States

An historic victory was won today. The SCOTUS has RULED (and rightly so) that the Congress may coerce (using gun-toting, drone-owning tax collectors) any and all citizens of this fair land who exercise discrimination. Within the next year, we anticipate … Continue reading

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SCOTUS Upholds Tax on Unbelievers

The Supreme Court of the United States today upheld the right of the Legislative branch to tax those who do not worship at the feet of the Cannibal God, the US Government. Our victory is guaranteed. In the majority opinion, … Continue reading

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