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Category Archives: Editorial
Editorial: I’m Utterly Astonished
Six Bananas, a first here at Cannibalism Today. I can not be any more amused. I’m shocked by the amount of amusement. I would have to now say that every one of our astonishing principles of Totalitarianism has been fully … Continue reading
Editorial: Our Sacred Trust
Is Evolution Evolving? The principle of evolution is one of our most sacred trusts. By it we justify our existence as Cannibals and we inoculate ourselves against moral criticism. By it we subjugate the unwashed masses through doctrinal subversion. We … Continue reading
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Reply to Lord Monckton
WattsUpWithThat.com, a denier of our myth that all will burn in hell because of weather changes, and a site I visit to keep up on activities of the enemy, seems to be actively screening and scrubbing my comments from their … Continue reading
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The Best Health Insurance Starts with Diet
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We Are All Christians Now
Since Barack Obama has been shown to be Christian, it only stands to reason that we are all Christians now. If Barack Obama is Christian, it is impossible to discriminate between true believers and heretics, and it is impossible to … Continue reading
50 Unimpeachable Proofs
A pious subscriber sent me the most unimpeachable proof that Barack Obama is a Christian. Posted below for your edification. Out of the mouths of babes… 1. Jesus said: “For many are called, but few are chosen.” Barack was chosen, … Continue reading
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Is Obama a Christian?
That is as silly a question as asking if Jesus was a Christian. Was Jesus a Christian? I have my own speculation, but you be the judge: 1. Obama is a smart man. 2. Obama has a degree from Harvard. … Continue reading
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Why We Need Gun Control
Disarmament is the ideal of socialism. – Ulyanov Lenin We will … give people the feeling & the reality that they will be protected from guns in the wrong hands. Hillary Clinton We don’t want to take their guns away. … Continue reading
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A Rhetorical Question
The Holy Book contains many rhetorical questions. A rhetorical question is just one of the many different figures of speech. The enlightened Apostle Paul and his cohorts had a marvelous conversation with Elymas the sorcerer back in the first century … Continue reading
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Editorial: End the Quibbling
Lesser species frequently quibble over the form of totalitarianism they would like to live under. Some prefer Socialism, others Communism. There are fanatics of Nazism, Progressivism, Democracy, and others. We here at Cannibalism Today do not stoop to such trivialities. … Continue reading
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