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Six Bananas, a first here at Cannibalism Today. I can not be any more amused. I’m shocked by the amount of amusement. I would have to now say that every one of our astonishing principles of Totalitarianism has been fully … Continue reading
Is Evolution Evolving? The principle of evolution is one of our most sacred trusts. By it we justify our existence as Cannibals and we inoculate ourselves against moral criticism. By it we subjugate the unwashed masses through doctrinal subversion. We … Continue reading
WattsUpWithThat.com, a denier of our myth that all will burn in hell because of weather changes, and a site I visit to keep up on activities of the enemy, seems to be actively screening and scrubbing my comments from their … Continue reading
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Since Barack Obama has been shown to be Christian, it only stands to reason that we are all Christians now. If Barack Obama is Christian, it is impossible to discriminate between true believers and heretics, and it is impossible to … Continue reading
A pious subscriber sent me the most unimpeachable proof that Barack Obama is a Christian. Posted below for your edification. Out of the mouths of babes… 1. Jesus said: “For many are called, but few are chosen.” Barack was chosen, … Continue reading