Category Archives: Quotable

Editorial: I’m Utterly Astonished

Six Bananas, a first here at Cannibalism Today. I can not be any more amused. I’m shocked by the amount of amusement. I would have to now say that every one of our astonishing principles of Totalitarianism has been fully … Continue reading

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White House Surrenders to New World Order

One of our favorite and most productive field agents, the esteemed Cass Sunstein, explains how American livestock are to be gently guided for the rest of the 21st century: As we work with other governments to tackle unnecessary differences in … Continue reading

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Safe and Secure From All Alarm

“Every child deserves a safe home, a safe school and a safe community. To make this a reality, we must recognize that all children are our children”. h/t U.S. D.O.J. Commitment to cannibalism today requires bold stances and steadfast hearts.

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Cannibal Quotable

“We can’t drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times … and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK,”  “That’s not leadership. That’s not … Continue reading

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Cannibal Quotable

“First of all, developed countries have basically expropriated the atmosphere of the world community. But one must say clearly that we redistribute de facto the world’s wealth by climate policy. Obviously, the owners of coal and oil will not be … Continue reading

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