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Before the invention of the modern computer, Climate Scientists carefully carried out their empirical studies in the open air. Results and predictions were often rendered meaningless due to contamination by the open environment. Since the invention of the computer, Climate … Continue reading
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Editorial: I’m Utterly Astonished
Six Bananas, a first here at Cannibalism Today. I can not be any more amused. I’m shocked by the amount of amusement. I would have to now say that every one of our astonishing principles of Totalitarianism has been fully … Continue reading
July 4th – 3,226 Requests for Government Assistance
Oppressed citizens around the world are calling out for help with their health, safety, and welfare. It is the duty of the US Government and the joy of Satan to respond by making citizens free from personal responsibility. Our representative … Continue reading
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Cannibalism Made Easy
The US Governmentsm is recognized around the world to be a bright and shining example of the teachings of Jesus Christ. Seek ye first the kingdom of God, and All These Things Shall Be Added Unto You. Unemployment, Jobs, and … Continue reading
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Editorial: Our Sacred Trust
Is Evolution Evolving? The principle of evolution is one of our most sacred trusts. By it we justify our existence as Cannibals and we inoculate ourselves against moral criticism. By it we subjugate the unwashed masses through doctrinal subversion. We … Continue reading
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Location, Location, Location
“Buildings are far and away the worst thing humans do to the environment,” said Rob Watson, NRDC senior scientist and a chair of the LEED program. “All of the buildings in the U.S….[are] the leading human-induced cause of global warming.” … Continue reading
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Washington’s Progress
George Washington’s estate was worth about 1,000,000 1799 dollars according to Wikipedia, and worth 30,000,000 2012 dollars. If he had sold everything, and saved his cash, today he could buy 1/30 of what he could buy in 1799 because of … Continue reading
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Grant Writing Help
For municipalities, county governments, federal bureaucrats, and NGO’s: Take along this crib sheet with you…
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