Monthly Archives: May 2012

2012 Handbook

We’ve received our copy of the 2012 Election Handbook in the mail today, and are anxiously thumbing the pages. You can expect to get yours any day now. The remainder of the country will get theirs beginning November 7th. Thoughtful, … Continue reading

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Editorial: Our Sacred Trust

Is Evolution Evolving? The principle of evolution is one of our most sacred trusts. By it we justify our existence as Cannibals and we inoculate ourselves against moral criticism. By it we subjugate the unwashed masses through doctrinal subversion. We … Continue reading

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Evolution Happens

I’ve been going through an evolution on this issue. – Barack Obama, May 2012 We sent out a warning last week. This is what happens, folks, when you fail to heed the warning signs. This truck was last seen going … Continue reading

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What Gay Used to be Like

Dad was gay.

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The Evolution Of Crap

Dinosaur Crap

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Public Service Advisory

THE THING FROM THE STORM DRAIN HAS ESCAPED. LEVEL 5 HAZARD. FOLKS, WE ARE COMPLETELY PERPLEXED. REPEAT. FOLKS, WE ARE COMPLETELY PERPLEXED. PLEASE WARN YOUR NEIGHBORS. SEEK SHELTER UNDERGROUND. PROTECT YOUR LIVESTOCK. THIS ONCE IN A LIFETIME EVENT HAS THE … Continue reading

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Book Reviews

A couple of recommended books along the same meme. Thoughtful, moving, and brilliantly written. – The New York Times

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