Cannibal QuotableIn cannibalism, the sacrifice of the few enables the existence of many, and so guarantees the survival of the species. -- Head Hunter
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Monthly Archives: May 2012
We’ve received our copy of the 2012 Election Handbook in the mail today, and are anxiously thumbing the pages. You can expect to get yours any day now. The remainder of the country will get theirs beginning November 7th. Thoughtful, … Continue reading
Is Evolution Evolving? The principle of evolution is one of our most sacred trusts. By it we justify our existence as Cannibals and we inoculate ourselves against moral criticism. By it we subjugate the unwashed masses through doctrinal subversion. We … Continue reading
I’ve been going through an evolution on this issue. – Barack Obama, May 2012 We sent out a warning last week. This is what happens, folks, when you fail to heed the warning signs. This truck was last seen going … Continue reading
Dad was gay.
THE THING FROM THE STORM DRAIN HAS ESCAPED. LEVEL 5 HAZARD. FOLKS, WE ARE COMPLETELY PERPLEXED. REPEAT. FOLKS, WE ARE COMPLETELY PERPLEXED. PLEASE WARN YOUR NEIGHBORS. SEEK SHELTER UNDERGROUND. PROTECT YOUR LIVESTOCK. THIS ONCE IN A LIFETIME EVENT HAS THE … Continue reading
A couple of recommended books along the same meme. Thoughtful, moving, and brilliantly written. – The New York Times