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Monthly Archives: May 2012
2012 Handbook
We’ve received our copy of the 2012 Election Handbook in the mail today, and are anxiously thumbing the pages. You can expect to get yours any day now. The remainder of the country will get theirs beginning November 7th. Thoughtful, … Continue reading
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Editorial: Our Sacred Trust
Is Evolution Evolving? The principle of evolution is one of our most sacred trusts. By it we justify our existence as Cannibals and we inoculate ourselves against moral criticism. By it we subjugate the unwashed masses through doctrinal subversion. We … Continue reading
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Evolution Happens
I’ve been going through an evolution on this issue. – Barack Obama, May 2012 We sent out a warning last week. This is what happens, folks, when you fail to heed the warning signs. This truck was last seen going … Continue reading
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Public Service Advisory
THE THING FROM THE STORM DRAIN HAS ESCAPED. LEVEL 5 HAZARD. FOLKS, WE ARE COMPLETELY PERPLEXED. REPEAT. FOLKS, WE ARE COMPLETELY PERPLEXED. PLEASE WARN YOUR NEIGHBORS. SEEK SHELTER UNDERGROUND. PROTECT YOUR LIVESTOCK. THIS ONCE IN A LIFETIME EVENT HAS THE … Continue reading
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Book Reviews
A couple of recommended books along the same meme. Thoughtful, moving, and brilliantly written. – The New York Times
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Find A Therapist
Some excellent inspirational reading material can be found over at the science magazine, Psychology Today, a sister publication. Scientific investigations by doctors of science prove the validity and ubiquity of Cannibalism Today.
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Support the Defense of The English Language Act
Folks, we have enough work to do without having to disinfect the entire herd before and after slaughter. I personally would like to eat my lamb without any added preservatives. Every self-respecting cannibal knows how to treat his penis. What … Continue reading
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Public Service Advisory
We apologize for having to issue the following public service advisory, but even Cannibals have standards of decency, and it is important that the livestock respect that. Respect Your Penis When you respect your penis, you respect yourself. Do not … Continue reading
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