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Hollywood Continues to Inspire

Just when you think you can’t wait to view another Hollywood production glorifying the first amendment protected right to promote homosexuality or disdain the USA, along comes Baal worshippers demonstrating their disgust by exercising their first amendment Muslim right to … Continue reading

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State of the Art

Before the invention of the modern computer, Climate Scientists carefully carried out their empirical studies in the open air. Results and predictions were often rendered meaningless due to contamination by the open environment. Since the invention of the computer, Climate … Continue reading

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Statistically Speaking

Attractive computer models provide Climate Scientists the balls and the bones for demanding 100% control of the production and consumption of goods for a mere 99% of the global population. Warning: Scientific Language

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Fed. Judge: Climate Science Is Free Speech

Federal Judge Upholds the Right to Practice Government Budgeting, Economics,  Environmentalism, and Climate Science in Louisiana Louisianans have long sought to limit Government activities in their home state by both Nullification and out-right Ban. The Bans have been found to … Continue reading

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Executive Policy Published

The office of Government Printing has issued the White House’s formal policy statement for 2012-2013, which covers each and every Government Agency, from A to Z.  Copies can be ordered from Amazon. Some enlightening excerpts (watch your step):

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Let Me Count The Ways

Christians Are So Ignorant. We Are So Powerful. 1.  The Bible says God’s People are the church. The Government says the People are tenants on the land, paying rent, and subject to regulation by their Masters. 2. The Bible says … Continue reading

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Editorial: I’m Utterly Astonished

Six Bananas, a first here at Cannibalism Today. I can not be any more amused. I’m shocked by the amount of amusement. I would have to now say that every one of our astonishing principles of Totalitarianism has been fully … Continue reading

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