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Hollywood Continues to Inspire
Just when you think you can’t wait to view another Hollywood production glorifying the first amendment protected right to promote homosexuality or disdain the USA, along comes Baal worshippers demonstrating their disgust by exercising their first amendment Muslim right to … Continue reading
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State of the Art
Before the invention of the modern computer, Climate Scientists carefully carried out their empirical studies in the open air. Results and predictions were often rendered meaningless due to contamination by the open environment. Since the invention of the computer, Climate … Continue reading
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Statistically Speaking
Attractive computer models provide Climate Scientists the balls and the bones for demanding 100% control of the production and consumption of goods for a mere 99% of the global population. Warning: Scientific Language
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Fed. Judge: Climate Science Is Free Speech
Federal Judge Upholds the Right to Practice Government Budgeting, Economics, Environmentalism, and Climate Science in Louisiana Louisianans have long sought to limit Government activities in their home state by both Nullification and out-right Ban. The Bans have been found to … Continue reading
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Executive Policy Published
The office of Government Printing has issued the White House’s formal policy statement for 2012-2013, which covers each and every Government Agency, from A to Z. Copies can be ordered from Amazon. Some enlightening excerpts (watch your step):
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Let Me Count The Ways
Christians Are So Ignorant. We Are So Powerful. 1. The Bible says God’s People are the church. The Government says the People are tenants on the land, paying rent, and subject to regulation by their Masters. 2. The Bible says … Continue reading
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Editorial: I’m Utterly Astonished
Six Bananas, a first here at Cannibalism Today. I can not be any more amused. I’m shocked by the amount of amusement. I would have to now say that every one of our astonishing principles of Totalitarianism has been fully … Continue reading
More Freedom Quotes
A soviet President speaks intelligently about freedom, government assistance, and lollipops. “When politicians on the right talk about the “freedom”, they really mean: “… freedom from a secure retirement income. … freedom from unemployment compensation’s safety net … freedom from … Continue reading
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Remembering Lincoln
So How Did We Get Such an Intrusive Government? Thank Lincoln By Walter E. Willams; 7 December 1998 THE problems that led to the Civil War are the same problems today — big, intrusive government. The reason we don’t face … Continue reading
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July 4th – 3,226 Requests for Government Assistance
Oppressed citizens around the world are calling out for help with their health, safety, and welfare. It is the duty of the US Government and the joy of Satan to respond by making citizens free from personal responsibility. Our representative … Continue reading
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