Category Archives: Strategy

Editorial: I’m Utterly Astonished

Six Bananas, a first here at Cannibalism Today. I can not be any more amused. I’m shocked by the amount of amusement. I would have to now say that every one of our astonishing principles of Totalitarianism has been fully … Continue reading

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Purely Coincidental

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Washington’s Progress

George Washington’s estate was worth about 1,000,000 1799 dollars according to Wikipedia, and worth 30,000,000 2012 dollars. If he had sold everything, and saved his cash, today he could buy 1/30 of what he could buy in 1799 because of … Continue reading

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Tyranny Nears Totality

Jefferson, that propounder of first amendment discrimination, stated: “to compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves, is sinful and tyrannical.” Since every facet of the United States Federal Government is firmly … Continue reading

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The Model for Progress

Our primary model for progress is, in fact, based on the Bible: Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter! … Continue reading

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Why We Need Gun Control

Disarmament is the ideal of socialism. – Ulyanov Lenin We will … give people the feeling & the reality that they will be protected from guns in the wrong hands. Hillary Clinton We don’t want to take their guns away. … Continue reading

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Strategy: Snicker!

For God’s sake, do not ever let them think there is a conspiracy! Conspiracies are for kooks! Even the appearance of conspiracy theories must be regulated. Remember, we fly the Flag of Peace. Flag etiquette instructs us to display this … Continue reading

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