Evolution Happens

I’ve been going through an evolution on this issue.
– Barack Obama, May 2012

We sent out a warning last week. This is what happens, folks, when you fail to heed the warning signs.

This truck was last seen going through an evolution before it careened off course and stuck itself in a big fat duck.

This truck was going through an evolution when it stopped and shit a load of bricks.

While Barack was going through an evolution, he wondered what to do with his penis, and dreamt the Dreams of his father.


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