A soviet President speaks intelligently about freedom, government assistance, and lollipops.
“When politicians on the right talk about the “freedom”, they really mean:
“… freedom from a secure retirement income.
… freedom from unemployment compensation’s safety net
… freedom from having the help of a cop or a firefighter or EMS tech
… freedom from tasty lollipops and free stuff provided by our benevolent leaders
“When we talk, we mean freedom to have stuff we want: lollipops. When we run government like the monopolistic lollipop factory that it is, we essentially mean freedom from want, freedom from choice … freedom from discrimination … because we know everyone likes a lollipop.
“Freedom is all about getting your lollipops. My vision, our vision, is that all members of society enjoy their lollipops in serenity, security, and even senility…President Obama has ensured every American’s right to that in his monumental ObamaCare and Stimulous packages.
“These are just a few of my favorite things, and these are the things me and my fellow Americans find sacred.”
When pressed by the press about his lollipop analogy, President Trumka stated
“In reality, freedom is basically like a lollipop. You take a man’s penis and you put it in your mouth – that’s what the girls do to the boys. The boys spread the girls legs apart and put their mouths down on the vaginas.
“In the common case, the Government plays the little boy’s role, and citizens the little girl’s. In the case of Union bosses, roles may be reversed but more likely they are homosexual in nature. It depends on the Administration in charge. Certainly – without fail – we make sure everything is sugar-coated so that no one’s sensibilities are offended.
“If I were a President, I’d support gay marriage, too. I’d personally teach children all about it. But that is what the History Channel is for. That’s why we have Public Education. We are not child-molesters.”