More Freedom Quotes

A soviet President speaks intelligently about freedom, government assistance, and lollipops.


“When politicians on the right talk about the “freedom”, they really mean:

“… freedom from a secure retirement income.
… freedom from unemployment compensation’s safety net
… freedom from having the help of a cop or a firefighter or EMS tech
… freedom from tasty lollipops and free stuff provided by our benevolent leaders

When we talk, we mean freedom to have stuff we want: lollipops. When we run government like the monopolistic lollipop factory that it is, we essentially mean freedom from want, freedom from choice … freedom from discrimination … because we know everyone likes a lollipop.

Freedom is all about getting your lollipops. My vision, our vision, is that all members of society enjoy their lollipops in serenity, security, and even senility…President Obama has ensured every American’s right to that in his monumental ObamaCare and Stimulous packages.

“These are just a few of my favorite things, and these are the things me and my fellow Americans find sacred.”

When pressed by the press about his lollipop analogy, President Trumka stated

“In reality, freedom is basically like a lollipop. You take a man’s penis and you put it in your mouth – that’s what the girls do to the boys. The boys spread the girls legs apart and put their mouths down on the vaginas.

“In the common case, the Government plays the little boy’s role, and citizens the little girl’s. In the case of Union bosses, roles may be reversed but more likely they are homosexual in nature. It depends on the Administration in charge. Certainly  without fail  we make sure everything is sugar-coated so that no one’s sensibilities are offended.

“If I were a President, I’d support gay marriage, too. I’d personally teach children all about it. But that is what the History Channel is for. That’s why we have Public Education. We are not child-molesters.

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Remembering Lincoln

So How Did We Get Such an Intrusive Government? Thank Lincoln
By Walter E. Willams; 7 December 1998

THE problems that led to the Civil War are the same problems today — big, intrusive government. The reason we don’t face the specter of another Civil War is because today’s Americans don’t have yesteryear’s spirit of liberty and constitutional respect, and political statesmanship is in short supply.
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July 4th – 3,226 Requests for Government Assistance

Oppressed citizens around the world are calling out for help with their health, safety, and welfare. It is the duty of the US Government and the joy of Satan to respond by making citizens free from personal responsibility.

Our representative in the AFL-CIO reflected:

When politicians on the right talk about the “freedom” to replace Social Security with vouchers, what they really mean is freedom from a secure retirement income. The “freedom” to get vouchers for retraining is actually freedom from unemployment compensation’s safety net when your job is shipped overseas.

The “freedom” of cutting local government translates into the freedom from having the help of a cop or a firefighter or EMS tech in your time of greatest need.

Let’s call this right-wing “freedom” catch phrase what it really is: a grossly political strategy to dupe the public, which holds the word “freedom” as something sacred.

Indeed, and the epitome of freedom is freedom from discrimination, which has now been outlawed in all 50 states.

A soviet President speaks intelligently about freedom, government assistance, and Cannibalism Today.

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Constitutional Crisis

It’s a tax, yum, yum. – Judicial Branch

It’s not a tax, hee, hee. – Legislative Branch

It’s a penalty, har, har. – Executive Branch

The US Governmentsm can be counted on to serve distracting and refreshing drinks to stave off any kind of crisis. Doing so ensures and guarantees the health, safety, and welfare of all Americans.

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I’ve Got the Power!

We are now

free from the essential constraints that were placed by the founding fathers in the Constitution

– Barack the POTUS, 2001 and June 2012

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Show Your Support

Get Free T-Shirts for Your Livestock

Free T-Shirts have been ordered and printed for every United States citizen. I understand that they only come in one size, but it is made out of expansive material, and every lamb should be able to wiggle into one.

ObamaCare and Lollipops: How can it be wrong when it feels so right?

In honor of the Congress’ taxing authority, a tax will be imposed on livestock not willing to wear theirs this Wednesday, July the 4th, when we in America celebrate Dependence Day.

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Breaking News

Jesus Potus begins raising people from the dead

It’s called Obamacare because the President cares.”

With the approval of the Supreme Court and Justice Roberts, Jesus Potus is finally free to begin raising people from the dead, just like Jesus Christ. It is happening now, even as you read, all over the United States. View a testimony below.

We should have guessed that the power of Health would one day live in such a pious little man like Barack Obama.

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