Humor Department: We’re Counting On You

The comedians that write our copy never cease to amaze me with their inventiveness and profound sense of humor. My belly aches from laughing so hard when I peruse their web sites. 🙂 🙂 Enjoy!

About the IRS

  • The IRS is the foundation for all that our nation is capable of.
  • The IRS is an agency that is looking for talented professionals to make our nation stronger.
  • The IRS role is to help the large majority of compliant taxpayers with the tax law, while ensuring that the minority who are unwilling to comply pay their fair share.
  • Provide America’s taxpayers top quality service by helping them understand and meet their tax responsibilities and enforce the law with integrity and fairness to all.
  • We may just surprise you, because we’re more than just the nation’s tax collection agency.
  • We’re always focused on the future.
  • The IRS is an inclusive, innovative and forward-thinking environment
  • We offer federal benefits that go beyond those in the private-sector
  • A fulfilling and stable career
  • No matter what position you hold t the IRS…you work on behalf of the nation, helping to fund its economy.

About the Taxpayer

  • The taxpayer’s role is to understand and meet his or her tax obligations. It is his second life.
  • The IRS lets you make a real difference – on an individual level, and on behalf of America. There’s no better place to do that than at the IRS.

Overheard from a typical IRS employee: “Of course we support gay marriage, we’re part of the Executive branch! Count on Me!”


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