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Jesus Potus begins raising people from the dead

It’s called Obamacare because the President cares.”

With the approval of the Supreme Court and Justice Roberts, Jesus Potus is finally free to begin raising people from the dead, just like Jesus Christ. It is happening now, even as you read, all over the United States. View a testimony below.

We should have guessed that the power of Health would one day live in such a pious little man like Barack Obama.

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