Postcards From Home

Presidential hopeful Joe Biden recently sent these edifying photographs from home to remind us of the great land we live in.

“I would like to blindfold Americans and take them into some of the airports or ports in China, and then take them to any of our cities in the middle of the night just so that they could see it,” Biden called one out night. Many enthusiastic supporters answered the call to decide whose cities were fairer.

“When each of my vistiors removed their blindfolds I had put on them, they confessed to the magnificent beauty and brilliance of our fair cities,”, said Biden in a television interview he did while vacationing overseas in the United States.

When Joe took off the blindfolds, his astonished guests thought they were somewhere in America, like Kansas. “You’re not,” said the unapologetic Biden.

1980’s style housing has since been upgraded by the Chinese, signifying their entrance into the global community. Upgrades were affordable, thanks in part to the abundant export of cheap goods and building materials.

One of the great Chinese cities built in the 21st century. Walkability is a primary concern in Jaingsu, to limit vehicular traffic and the consequent global warming attributable to carbon dioxide (CO2). CO2 is a by-product of hydrocarbon oxidation as well as animal respiration. It is an evil, invisible pollutant which is no longer exhaled by any of Jaingsu’s 1.5 million residents.


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