Seattle Public Schools: We Are Not Child-Molesters

Warning: Graphic Language

Superintendent Scott Fenter defended the principal’s action to local media and said that the lesson did not go too far.

“I think the principal handled it appropriately at the time; she only gave factual information, no demonstrations,” Fenter said. “Demostrations are not required when a teacher uses graphic and descriptive language.”

“In reality, she [the principal] stuck to the curriculum, which is basically like a lollipop. You take a man’s penis and you put it in your mouth – that’s what the girls do to the boys. The boys spread the girls legs apart and put their mouths down on the vaginas.”

“We know that`s the age where many children start to become sexually active. They need the detailed information we provide them so that they don’t get pubic hairs stuck in their teeth. I would have shown them myself, but I thought the principal performed satisfactorily. Her tenure is assured.”

Superintendent Fenter told Seattle’s Fox affiliate that parents were sent a notice informing them about the program – and that they had a right to review the curriculum. But he said, only three parents showed up.

“They get their information from USA.gov and kids.gov, from the US Government, the Education Department, or the teachers unions, all of whom endorse these perverted things”, residents complained. “Or they get it from watching presidential interviews, where they note the president likes sticking his penis into butt-holes and sewage pipes”, someone spewed. “He then sticks his filthy rotten shit laden lips on Michelle’s own lips. That’s just sick and should not be,” stated a mother of four girls.

“There are a lot of pissed off parents besides this pissed-off cowboy,” one resident said. “Steam was coming out my ears,” another said.

One of the other parents said it well: “they raped the minds of the ten year old, eleven year old kids. Children were traumatized.”

“We just wish the Government would go back to the good old days of coercion using assault rifles and armored SWAT vehicles, instead of slipping us mickeys with all of these regulations and secret encouragements. At least we’d be able to see them coming.” noted one father of two children traumatized by the principal’s elucidations. “At least then we could welcome them at the doors of our homes with cocked and loaded shotguns,”, he said, “before they rape our little boys and girls. The cocksuckers.”


Elucidation of the principles of Cannibalism occur at State sponsored Education halls around the country. We fear many Public Schools have been co-opted by union and non-union shit-worshippers and cocksuckers who are led by a lame duck fucking President.

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One Response to Seattle Public Schools: We Are Not Child-Molesters

  1. the whiner says:

    You get what you pay for.

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