Certificate of Merit

Agents of Change: 13 new Merit Badges recently awarded to the United States by the United Nations.

The UN’s awards were no doubt inspired by the righteous work of USG-CRAP.

In light of the UN’s acknowledgement of the progress toward world-wide totalitarianism (global change), We do hereby award our second-most distinguished certificate of merit to the USGCRP, 5 Bananas.

1 Banana2 Banana3 Banana4!5!


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