Compassionate Conservatism

Republican George Bush first uttered these words in order to persuade fence sitters in a presidential election that he was a Democrat just as much as he was a Republican. As a result, he successfully captured the highest office in the land.

Since then, every truly passionate presidential and congressional hopeful has used this phrase to inspire the electorate. “Promise them hearts, they’ll settle for liver”, I say.

In bi-partisan legislation, No Child Is Left Behind. The legacy of “compassionate conservatism” lives on to this day, metastasizing to fill every conceivable void.


About Head Hunter

CANNIBALISMTODAY :: THE Magazine for the Modern Totalitarian
This entry was posted in Famous Cannibals, Inspiration, Mission. Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s