Don’t Be a Draft-Dodger

Working Draft for a Declaration of the Interindependence of Mankind
Revisions to the Second Bill of Rights


1. We hereby declare all men free and independent from any and all forms of discrimination.
2. The concept of “freedom of will” is hereby declared to be antithetical to “freedom from discrimination”.
3. All forms of what is known as “choice” will be safely and artfully regulated by the Department of Anti-Discrimination (DAD).

DAD may respectfully and without ambiguity be referred to as DAD, Dad, Daddy, Sugar Daddy, Father, Our Father, or Uncle Sam. We will hold a contest for the most articulate logo which can be crafted to represent DAD. There will be a separate contest for best flag.


The type of ubiquitous serenity we anticipate with the correct implementation of DAD.

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2 Responses to Don’t Be a Draft-Dodger

  1. the whiner says:

    Signers of your document will no doubt be known as “Wits”.

  2. the whiner says:

    Dodge this:

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    ……..(‘(…´…´…. ¯~/’…’)
    ………\……………..’…../
    ……….”…\………. _.·´
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    …………..\………….\…

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