A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu….
1. Broiled Tourist: $ 5.00
2. Steamed Missionary: $ 10.00
3. Baked Explorer: $ 15.00
4. Deep-Fried Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, ”Why such a price difference for the politicians?”
The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of sh*t, it takes all morning.”