We Welcome the POTUS Blessing

This morning, Jesus Potus blessed the congregation and congratulated them on their support for cannibalism during His nationalized prayer session.

He is a true humanitarian and all-around good guy.

The people gorged themselves after the powerful and invigorating benediction. There were few leftovers.

My favorite quote came from His lordship’s rousing finale:

“But for me as a Christian, it also coincides with Jesus’ teaching that, ‘for unto whom much is given, much shall be required”

Hallelujah! Your money or your life!

I’m so glad he represents our God here on this Earth. Who else is so willing and capable? I hope they award Him his proper Hat!

The POTUS hat.

The Cats in The Hats.


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