Opinion: The Guardians Defend The Big Bad Wolf

One of our affiliates, The Guardian, is courageously defending our constitutional right to hunt.

“The notion that wolves attack humans is ridiculous,” says Wendy Keefover, carnivore-protection director for WildEarth Guardians, one of several groups that has called for a boycott of the film, claiming it’s “inciting terror” of wolves in the same way that Jaws did of sharks.

The film [The Grey] is on track to top this weekend’s box office; apparently moviegoers just want to see Neeson punch wolves in the face.

The big bad wolf simply does not exist.

The childhood fairy tale ought to be stricken from the public school curriculum. Wolves don’t kill people, guns kill people! I’m thinking that would make a good promotional campaign. Power to the people! More wolves, fewer guns! Tell me what you think.


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2 Responses to Opinion: The Guardians Defend The Big Bad Wolf

  1. the whiner says:

    Tell me what you think.

    I’d like to split your belly open and free those poor little pigs, you sick faggot.

  2. Head Hunter says:

    Just a reminder to our subscribers, we’ve invited the whiner to freely post because we are that cordial. Besides, he provides a lively debate!

    Truthfully speaking, he is a troll, but he provides insight into how our opposition thinks. As someone said, keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.


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