Category Archives: Famous Cannibals

Editorial: I’m Utterly Astonished

Six Bananas, a first here at Cannibalism Today. I can not be any more amused. I’m shocked by the amount of amusement. I would have to now say that every one of our astonishing principles of Totalitarianism has been fully … Continue reading

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Sentimental Reparations

Between 1440 and 1840, black Africans sold hundreds of thousands of their brothers into slavery, to be feasted upon by cannibals around the world. In the modern age, we pay reparations to the descendants of our forefathers, to compensate them … Continue reading

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Safe and Secure From All Alarm

“Every child deserves a safe home, a safe school and a safe community. To make this a reality, we must recognize that all children are our children”. h/t U.S. D.O.J. Commitment to cannibalism today requires bold stances and steadfast hearts.

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50 Unimpeachable Proofs

A pious subscriber sent me the most unimpeachable proof that Barack Obama is a Christian. Posted below for your edification. Out of the mouths of babes… 1. Jesus said: “For many are called, but few are chosen.” Barack was chosen, … Continue reading

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Compassionate Conservatism

Republican George Bush first uttered these words in order to persuade fence sitters in a presidential election that he was a Democrat just as much as he was a Republican. As a result, he successfully captured the highest office in … Continue reading

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Did You Know…

Cannibal power is a million times more democratic than the most democratic bourgeois republic. – V. Lenin

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Why We Need Gun Control

Disarmament is the ideal of socialism. – Ulyanov Lenin We will … give people the feeling & the reality that they will be protected from guns in the wrong hands. Hillary Clinton We don’t want to take their guns away. … Continue reading

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