We’ve received our copy of the 2012 Election Handbook in the mail today, and are anxiously thumbing the pages. You can expect to get yours any day now. The remainder of the country will get theirs beginning November 7th.
Cannibal QuotableIn cannibalism, the sacrifice of the few enables the existence of many, and so guarantees the survival of the species. -- Head Hunter
Thanks for joining us in our 2012 celebration of Dependence Day this past July 4th! "Dedicated to the propagation of lies and the redistribution of wealth."
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